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I've gone back to school and am struggling with some basic tenets of student life.

1) No amount of coffee will prepare one for an 8 am class.
2) My books cost nearly as much as my tuition.
3) I still blush and stammer when I stand up in front of the class.
4) The desks no longer seem large enough.
5) At 43 I still procrastinate with homework.
6) It shows.
7) Sigh.